What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why am I attracted to older men?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]